I just created my very own euphuism for menstration.  Now this is probably embarrassing to a lot of people but it’s natural and nothing to be ashamed of.  I think that title makes a great name for a band!  

Why did God confine women seven days outside the camp?  PMS! Maybe He was having mercy on the men?  Maybe He was giving girls time to bond and eat chocolate together?
I believe He must have His reasons.  God does things on purpose!  I do thing on accident!
Does anyone know why God seemed to only punish Miriam for speaking against Moses and not Aaron?  I would like to discuss that.